[Mr. Nezzer]
The bunny, the bunny, whoa, I love the bunny
I don't love my soup or my bread, just the bunny
The bunny, the bunny, yeah, I love the bunny
I gave everything that I had for the bunny
I don't want no health food when it's time to feed
A big bag o' bunnies is all that I need
I don't want no buddies to come out and play
I'll sit on my sofa, eat bunnies all day
I won't eat no beans, and I won't eat tofu
That stuff is for sissies, but bunnies are cool!

[Backup Singers]
I don't want no pickles, I don't want no honey
I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny
I don't want a tissue when my nose is runny
I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny
I don't want to tell you a joke that is funny
I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny
I don't want to play on a day that is sunny
I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny

[Mr. Nezzer]
The bunny, the bunny, whoa, I love the bunny
I don't love my soup or my bread, just the bunny
The bunny, the bunny, yeah, I love the bunny
I gave everything that I ha-a-a-ad...
For the bunny