[Verse 1]
Oh, Billy rolled out on the stage
One side, a chocolate glazed
In a spotlight sat a squeezebox just a-waitin' to be played
The people shifted in their seats, a hush fell on that place
As Billy raised his instrument below his chocolate face

[Pre-Chorus]
He played a tune so softly, so sweetly did he sing
To his curler Mary Jo a-waitin' in the wings

[Chorus]
Amazing glazed, amazing glazed
My heart is dazed, my spirits race
Oh, Mary Jo, amazing glazed

[Verse 2]
Cupid, with his bowstring drawn, descended on that scene
His arrow pointed at the heart of that sprinkled beauty queen
Billy smiled then gasped in shock
His happiness destroyed
The arrow missed her loving heart and sailed right through the void

[Pre-Chorus]
He played a tune so softly, so sad and full of soul
To his curler Mary Jo and her heartless donut whole
[Chorus]
Amazing glazed, amazing glazed
My heart is dazed, my spirits race
Oh, Mary Jo, amazing glazed

[Outro]
I love you, but you donut love me back