Look at me
I'm cool and I'm charming
Debonair and disarming
That's me to a tee
Take a look at me
Don't need no fandangles
I've got all of the angles
Just look at me

Look at me (Look at you)
I ain't no beginner
A natural winner
That's me to a tee
Take a look at me (Take a look at you)
I can sing acappella
I'm a hell of a fella
Just look at me

You know nothin' at all about ladies
Let me give you a piece of advice
You're headin' for nothin' but trouble
You'll be payin' a hell of a price

You think you're a bit of a kidder
That the ladies will fall at your feet, ha!
They could eat you for supper
And spit you right out on the street
Look at me
Look at you
Your resistance will crumble
Get ready to rumble, one, two, three
Look at me
Look at you
I'm as fit as a fiddle
So let's hide it a little
Just you and me

It's a very bad time to be cocky
When you're out there on the pull
Hold your horse like a jockey
And don't rush in like a bull

You have to be patient with ladies
And tell them what they want to hear
Keep a steady aim on your target
Don't shoot like a young pistoleer

Take a good look at yourself
For goodness sake
All the ladies are laughin'
Ask yourself why

Take a good look at yourself
And you will see
A natural loser
Take it from me
Look at me
I ain't no beginner
A natural winner
That's me to a tee

Take a look at me
I can sing acappella
I'm a hell of a fella
Just look at me

Look at me
I ain't no beginner
A natural winner
That's me to a tee

Take a look at me
I can sing acappella
I'm a hell of a fella
Just look at me