[Intro sample]:
What about the rumour that you once shot your mother?
[Elvis Presley laughs]
Well I think that one takes the cake!

Now, hold the boat steady
Don't you let it rock
Both stay ahead till we hit the top
We're heading for home
The fishing was great
We're coming in loaded
'Cause we're out of bait

Oh, yeah, we're coming in loaded
Yeah, we're coming in low
Yeah, we're coming in loaded
Yeah, we're coming in low
Yeah, we're coming in loaded
Yeah, we're coming in low
Yeah, we're coming in loaded
Come on baby, let's go!

Some fat boat at the water line
Some guy waving that the catch is mine
Neighbours are relieved of man on man
We're coming in loaded just as fast as we can
Oh, yeah, we're coming in loaded
Yeah, we're coming in low
Yeah, we're coming in loaded
Yeah, we're coming in low
Yeah, we're coming in loaded
Yeah, we're coming in low
Yeah, we're coming in loaded
Come on baby, let's go!

Gonna see my baby soon as I get back
Knock on the door when my brother gets back
He will look at me, he can't say no
We're coming in loaded so come on, let's go!

Ooh yeah! Yeah, we're coming in loaded
Yeah, we're coming in low
Yeah, we're coming in loaded
Yeah, we're coming in low
Yeah, we're coming in loaded
Yeah, we're coming in low
Yeah, we're coming in loaded
Yeah, we're coming in low

Oh yeah, yeah, wah, wah, wah, (Yeah, we're coming in loaded)
Oh yeah, yeah, wah, wah, wah, (Yeah, we're coming in low)
Oh yeah, yeah, wah, wah, wah, (Yeah, we're coming in loaded)
Oh yeah, yeah, wah, wah, wah, (yeah, we're coming in low)
Yeah, we're coming in loaded (Yeah, we're coming in loaded)
Yeah, we're coming in low (Yeah, we're coming in low)
Yeah, we're coming in loaded (Yeah, we're coming in loaded, yeah, we're coming in low) Come on baby let's go...
[Applause]