Well she's a fast damn woman, she's a lovin' machine
And she's been around the block if you know what i mean
Spent the last 40 years just scopin' the scene
And now she knows it's time

To find someone to share the rest of her days
Before the grim reaper come's and lays her to waste
And i know i'm first inline because
She's 60 and she's beautiful and she's mine!

Well i was sick of the girls and i was sick of the game
And i know Alzheimer's is a goddamn shame
But i still think it's cute when she forgets her name
And tries to remember mine

And as the years go by and the loving grows
Like the hairs on her chin or the warts on her toes
The best years may be behind her but still...
She's 75, she's beautiful and she's mine!

And I don't care what people say
We're gonna do it our own way
Even if it hurts a bit and takes a little time
Baby, she still knows how to please
Even with her breasts down to her knees
She's 90 and she's beautiful and she's mine
I saw it in her face it was the end of the line
I took her false teeth out and kissed her one last time
Remember that she'll always be mine and that i'll always care

Well I believe that death isn't really the end
Even though she not moving i can still pretend
But now i know that she'll always be there
Cos i gaffer taped her to the rocking chair

Now I don't care what people say
We're gonna do it our own way
Even if the corpsy smell can put me off sometimes

My baby's always there for me
Frozen for eternity
She's 60 and she's beautiful
As a lover none more suitable
She's 60 and she's beautiful and she's mine!!!