[Verse]
I don't get a million bucks for getting out of bed
I don't get a million fucks when I punch folks in the head
And even if we never get a Billboard Top 10 hit
At least we know that Russell Crowe's band's a fuckin' pile of shit

[Guitar Solo]

[Bridge]
I don't get Olympic athletes to my barbecues
I don't get extortion threats from the Coffs Harbour saloon
And even if our paycheques may as well as be counterfeit
At least we know that Russell Crowe's band's a fuckin' pile of shit

[Outro]
At least we know that Russell Crowe's band's a fuckin' pile of shit