I don't get a million bucks for getting out of bed
I don't get a million fucks when I punch folks in the head
And even if we never get a Billboard Top 10 hit
At least we know that Russell Crowe's band's a fuckin pile of shit

Don't get Olympic athletes to my barbecues
Don't get extortion threats from the Coffs Harbour saloon
And even if our paycheques may as well as be counterfeit
At least we know that Russell Crowe's band's a fuckin pile of shit

At least we know that Russell Crowe's band's a fuckin pile of shit