I walk around the house in nothing but a shirt
Im not embarrased to go out
It wouldn't be the first
Ive looked underneath everything
The place is such a mess
Theres stuff to do, i must go out
Its probably for the best

I couldn't find my pants today
I think its probably better that way

I used to dream i was at school
And running with no pants
That nightmare has become a dream
Its difficult to grasp
Even though i must avoid a visit from the cops
Theres nothing i like better than
To walk up to the shops