[Verse 1]
Well who would know
The party's just beginning
Party shirt and pants a bit too tight
Puts on a show, cause he knows he'll be winning
The answer's clear, it's there in black and white

[Verse 2]
It's closing time, but he is just beginning
Eyes open wide and a mouth that won't relent
He's feeling fine, his head and body's spinning
Hands twitching on, he's in his element

[Chorus]
He's your best mate
Can't stand up straight
So let's celebrate
The world's fuckedest cunt
He's out of breath
He's nearing death
He's at his best
The world's fuckedest cunt

[Verse 3]
Well he's still there, after the party's over
With half the night, splattered down his front
Beer flavoured hair, he's trying to act sober
He starts a fight but it's just an accident
[Chorus]
He's your best mate
Can't stand up straight
So let's celebrate
The world's fuckedest cunt
He's out of breath
He's nearing death
He's at his best
The world's fuckedest cunt

[Bridge]
Fuckedest cunt
Fuckedest cunt
World's fuckedest cunt
World's fuckedest cunt
World's fuckedest cunt

[Chorus]
He's your best mate
Can't stand up straight
So let's celebrate
The world's fuckedest cunt
He's out of breath
He's nearing death
He's at his best
The world's fuckedest cunt
Obscenely rude
Bad attitude
Likes to get n***
The world's fuckedest cunt
He's lost his shoe
He's without a clue
He's just like you
The world's fuckedest cunt