Morning. Wake up and smell
All the breakfast foods that are on offer
But no one prepared us for what's on the menu
I've never tried this before
If this is the breakfast of champions
I don't wanna be an athlete
Gastro-testicular bad combination
At least they're not serving it raw

Cooking with balls, who would've thought
It could be so normal. Now we know
He's a Ball Chef
He's a Ball Chef
He's a Ball Chef
He's a Ball Chef

Come in, sit down, please be assured
That you won't find a bad ball here
Culled straight from the rocky mountains
The difference between a bull and a steer

Cooking with balls, who would've thought
It could be so normal. Now we know
He's a Ball Chef
He's a Ball Chef
He's a Ball Chef
He's a Ball Chef