[Refrain]
You are my one and only dearest friend
And we'll keep each other's secrets 'til the bitter end
You are my one and only dearest friend
And I never wanna see your stupid face again

[Guitar Solo]

[Refrain]
One, two, three, four
You are my one and only dearest friend
And we'll keep each other's secrets 'til the bitter end
You are my one and only dearest friend
And I never wanna see your stupid face again