You're a classic pervert
Dress like a classic pervert
You're a classic pervert
Classic pervert
You're a classic pervert
Dress like a classic pervert
You're a classic pervert
Classic pervert
Sick pervert

Well I used to easily differentiate
When I took the kids down to the sea
Now I don't know if you play guitar
Or if you're a paedophile from the 70's

Cos you're a classic pervert
Dress like a classic pervert
You're a classic pervert
Classic pervert
You're a classic pervert
Dress like a classic pervert
You're a classic pervert
Classic pervert
Sick pervert
Pervert!