I'll be your sneeze guard
I won't protect you a bit
Be your sneeze guard
I'll be your useless piece of shit
I'll be your sneeze guard
I will shield your world from nothing as your sneeze guard (as your sneeze guard)
I'll be your fucking sneeze guard

I've learned my lesson, I've learned it well
If I know one thing it's I'm going straight to hell
You'll have to stand up, I'll still be there
But I'll do nothing to help you out
I'm locking the door, I'm smashing the phone
From now on I'm your sneeze guard

I won't protect you a bit
I'll be your sneeze guard
I'll be your useless piece of shit
I'll be your sneeze guard
I will shield your world from nothing as your sneeze guard (as your sneeze guard)
I'll be your fucking sneeze guard
Sneeze guard
Sneeze guard
I'll be your fucking sneeze guard
Sneeze guard
Sneeze guard
I'll be your fucking sneeze guard