Return to duty corporal punishment
He had the brain that never dies
Return to duty corporal punishment
The cask is emptied every night
He's socially retarded
Tries to get this party started
With brutal and unparalleled insight

What a champion (what a punish)

He hides a dark and seamy history
He keeps so quiet about his past
Not even one confirming photograph
Of each tale more boring than the last
I think he's planning something
Could find out but I can't listen to long-winded stories with no end

What a champion (what a punisher)
What a champion (what a punisher)

I can see him on the news now
His neighbours never once complained
About the nights of digging in the back yard after midnight
They just thought he was annoying not insane

What a champion (what a punisher)
What a champion (what a punisher)
What a champion, what a way to learn
Mind has started slow, got a way to go
What a punisher, will he ever learn
Wonder when he'll turn, what a punisher

Spent his youth torturing small things
Put his little brother through hell
The only way to get his own back
On a world he saw as failed
Find it hard to listen, to a guy who's such a creep
No more walking on eggshells
Cause he's gonna put all his friends to sleep (My friends, [gibberish])

What a champion (what a punisher)
What a champion (what a punisher)

What a champion, what a way to learn
Mind has started slow, got a way to go
What a punisher, will he ever learn
Wonder when he'll turn, what a punisher
What a champion, what a way to learn
Mind has started slow, got a way to go (what a punisher)
What a punisher, will he ever learn
Wonder when he'll turn, what a punisher