[Chorus]
Illegals in my yard
Illegals in my yard
Illegals in my yard
Throw them some pesos, and they work so hard
Illegals in my yard
Illegals in my yard
Illegals in my yard
I don't even ask if they got green card

[Verse 1]
They're gonna pave up my driveway this Christmas
They're gonna clean all my cars this Christmas
They're gonna shovel all the snow this Christmas
Those illegals in my yard
They're gonna dig me a pool this Christmas
They're gonna landscape my lawn this Christmas
They're gonna cook me up some tacos this Christmas
Those illegals in my yard

[Chorus]
Illegals in my yard
Illegals in my yard
Illegals in my yard
16 arrive in a stolen car
Illegals in my yard
Illegals in my yard
Illegals in my yard
When they're not working they sit at the bar
[Verse 2]
They're gonna drink some Cervezas this christmas
They're gonna shoot some Tequila this Christmas
They're gonna get DUIs this Christmas
Those illegals in my yard
They're getting free organ transplants this Christmas
They're going to have anchor babies this Christmas
They're gonna scream "Si se puede" this Christmas
Those illegals in my yard

[Chorus]
Illegals in my yard
Illegals in my yard
Illegals in my yard
One at a time run past those border guards
Illegals in my yard
Illegals in my yard
Illegals in my yard
Hugo Chávez sent his kind regards

[Verse 3]
They're gonna tackle Pat Buchanan this Christmas
They're gonna chase down Lou Dobbs this Christmas
They're gonna join up with "La Raza" this Christmas
Those illegals in my yard
They're gonna spread bubonic plague this Christmas
They're gonna bring me lots of bedbugs this Christmas
They're gonna pass tuberculosis this Christmas
Those illegals in my yard