Hey buddy
What's that, lipstick?
Awww, what are ya wierd or somethin'?!!

The sign said rockin' at the club last night
It was so amusing just to view the sight
Of the guys that make it
With chicks every night and more
Well they dress real funny
And it does look fine
With their faces all painted
And their hair sprayed high
As they sit back
Winking and give us a try and score
Restless jiggers with a lot less figures
They're the news of the world today

They're the hollywood squares
(L.A. chicks are rockin')
And they're coming in pairs
(Get their kicks tonight)
Are you going somewhere?
(L.A. chicks are rockin')
They're the hollywood squares

The moves they have I just can't bear
And if no one likes them they don't even care
And they don't stay home
They've got to be somewhere at night
Long last lovers or so they say
When the job's all done they don't go away
Yeah that's what I'm gonna be someday
That's right
Restless jiggers with a lot less figures
They're the news of the world today

They're the hollywood squares
(L.A. chicks are rockin')
And they're coming in pairs
(Get their kicks tonight)
Are you going somewhere?
(L.A. chicks are rockin')
They're the hollywood squares
By day they sleep, at night they creep
Creep in the dark, they'll break your heart
They never date
Just sit and wait for their day, yeah