[Verse 1: Kyle Falconer]
I know of a lady, looks a little crazy
Said she's gonna save me from the penitentiary
I know of a lady, looks a little crazy
Says she looks different today
Why don't I believe there's
Something up her sleeve-her
Well I had a dream about it
Why don't I believe her?
Nothin' else to hear at all

[Chorus]
To kill Kyle, to kill Kyle, to kill Kyle
Don't do it carefully
To kill Kyle, to kill Kyle, to kill Kyle
And you'll never say

[Verse 2]
Sitting with the misses
Washing up the dishes
Knife accidentally slips into the basin
The coffee was all done
The deaf wasn't won
The woman's out to get me
'Cause I won't give her a son
Eyes are little Black 'n' brothers took a batterin'
Tough to see such violence
Making up a story
Takes a sense of glory
Today
[Chorus]
To kill Kyle, to kill Kyle, to kill Kyle
Don't do it carefully
To kill Kyle, to kill Kyle, to kill Kyle
'Cause you'll never say

[Verse 3]
All seems to very boring
You're the one that's scoring
Mustn't take it out on me
Working at the factory
Nothing works exactly fits in the way with you swing
And now she's staring at the TV set
She looks up (I don't need another one)
I won't be acting out your bloody [?] scenes

[Interlude: Kyle Falconer (Talking)]
I've been thinking about her for months and weeks and days, but
Every time I look at them, she moves in the most miraculous ways
I-I, I think I'm going crazy!
You know? Ha-ha-ha!

[Chorus]
I know of a lady, looks a little crazy
Said she's gonna save me from the penitentiary
I know of a lady, looks a little crazy
Said she's gonna save me from the penitentiary
I know of a lady, looks a little crazy
Said she's gonna save me from the penitentiary
I know of a lady, looks a little crazy
Said she feels different today
[Refrain: Kyle Falconer & The View]
She beat Pete (beat Pete)
She throned Moe (throned Moe)
She kenned Ren' (kenned Ren')
And don't channel thoughts
She killed Bill (Kill Bill)
She's so chill (So chill)
And Web's dead (Web's dead)
And your channel's off

[Chorus]
To kill Kyle, to kill Kyle, to kill Kyle
Don't do it carefully
To kill Kyle, to kill Kyle, to kill Kyle
And you'll never say
To kill Kyle, to kill Kyle, to kill Kyle
Don't do it gracefully
To kill Kyle, to kill Kyle, to kill Kyle
And you'll never say
To kill Kyle!