Malcolm Middleton
I Work in a Saloon
[Verse 1]
I work in a saloon, pulling shit pints for shit wages
It's a busy night tonight
And the bar is full of all the girls I've ever shagged
Or tampered with, or kissed, or even just fancied
A pub full of conquests, knockbacks
[Verse 2]
Between the laughter I can here my name
And then, through the gap between the swing doors and floor
I see your feet, you push open the doors and walk in
And as always all heads turn and the room becomes silent
Except for the sound or your DMs scuffing on the floor
[Verse 3]
You stroll through the jealous gaze straight to the bar, smile
And ask for some exotic cocktail but I don't know how to make it
So you just shrug, smile again, turnaround and leave
And I pull another pint