[Intro]
He-he-hello
You know, I’ve been through so many things in my life and learned so much
But it wasn’t until I opened a new jar of joy and learned to relish life that I finally told the world
I actually am a cracker

[Verse 1]
Hey, looky here, it’s the matzah mama (Oh, hello!)
Yes, thin, white, salty, won’t you have a taste
You know me, I try to bring the drama
Watch what I do, watch what I can do

[Pre-Chorus]
I try to dance for you kids (A-ha)
I try to serve you the splits (What?)
You know I can’t touch the floor (Ouch!)
That’s my lady bits
Really, I don’t, I really don’t know why they love what I do
I’m a white girl, so I’m off beat
Still they cheer when I'm back on my feet!

[Chorus]
I’m a woman, on top of the world
She may look cute, but please don’t call her a girl
I’m a woman, sometimes a mess
But the future is calling and it's telling me yes (Yes, henny)
I’m a woman, on top of the world
Top of the world (Shablam!)
I’m a woman, sometimes a mess
But the future is calling and it's telling me yes
[Post-Chorus]
La la la la la la la la la
La la la la la, oh yeah
La la la la la la la la la (On top of the world, top of the world)
La la la la la, oh yeah

[Verse 2]
Ever since I was just a little baby
I knew that I was gonna be special but I didn't know how
Ups and downs and it turns out maybe
Dreams can come true, watch what I can do (Watch me)

[Pre-Chorus]
I guess I'm a comedy queen (A-ha)
Or that's what I've told folks (Yeah)
But girl, when I try out the new stuff (Ow!)
I'm like, okay, stick to the old jokes
You know what, I learned what I shoulda known from the start
Whatever you do, people love what you do if you do it with heart (Aww)

[Chorus]
I’m a woman, on top of the world
She may look cute, but please don’t call her a girl
I’m a woman, sometimes a mess
But the future is calling and it's telling me yes (Yes, girl)
[Post-Chorus]
La la la la la la la la la
La la la la la, oh yeah
La la la la la la la la la (I'm a woman of the world, I'm a woman of the world)
La la la la la, oh yeah

[Outro]
I'm a woman of the world, I'm a woman of the world
I'm a woman of the world
Shabbat shablam!

[Spoken]
That was good, right? She did a good job?
Yeah you did, you did a good job
Okay!
Okay