[Verse 1]
When I was in the Navy and I sailed the seven seas
Lots of time the swabbies and me would sit and bat the breeze
We talked about the things we missed, just two things I recall
And this is what those two things were that we missed most of all

[Chorus]
Red hot women and ice cold beer
And enough of both to last the year
What's paradise like? Here's my idea
Red hot women and ice cold beer

[Verse 2]
My Uncle John, he went and died and left me all his dough
And he was known as a ladies' man and a playboy, you know
His will read, "Dearest nephew, you're just like your Uncle John
I'm leaving you my money 'cause I know you'll spend it on"

[Chorus]
Red hot women and ice cold beer
And enough of both to last the year
What's paradise like? Here's my idea
Red hot women and ice cold beer

[Verse 3]
There was a King of Egypt and his name was King Faroukh
And they called him a sex fiend and a camel-riding coot
He collected porno pictures and he caused quite a stir
When he told reporters that his favorite hobbies were
[Chorus]
Red hot women and ice cold beer
And enough of both to last the year
What's paradise like? Here's my idea
Red hot women and ice cold beer

[Outro]
What's the other place like? Here's my idea
Ice cold women and red hot beer