[Verse 1]
Well, Joe, I thought we'd just sit down and drink a beer
I know you're wondering why I asked you here
Well, it's all around the town how you've been seeing Sue
Now I called you here to see if it was true

[Chorus]
I heard you been layin' my old lady
Hey Joe, times must be gettin' tough everywhere
I heard you been layin' my old lady
Well, I like you, Joe, but wives are hard to share, yeah

[Verse 2]
Well, Joe and I, we talked a bit but I still don't understand
How Sue could do all those things to me and go off loving another man
Well, I've thought it out now, and there's just one way to go
I think I'll give Sue and those snotty-nosed kids to Joe

[Chorus]
I heard you been layin' my old lady
Hey Joe, times must really be gettin' tough everywhere
I heard you been layin' my old lady
Well, I like you, Joe, but wives are hard to share, oh honey