I go to work each day by train at 6 o'clock [or?] home again (oh dear, oh dear)
I get my lunch at twelve to one, a banker's work is never done (oh no)
At six o'clock, I'm homeward bound — rush hour only underground (oh dear, oh dear)
My dinner's waiting on the table ([?]) [Hello people?] (oh no)

(He's so straight, he's a weirdo)
I'm so straight I'm a weirdo
(He's so straight, he's a weirdo)
I'm so straight I'm a weirdo
(He's so straight)
(He's so straight) (He's so straight, he's a weirdo) (weirdo, weirdo, weirdo, weirdo)
(He's so straight, he's a weirdo) (weirdo weirdo)
(He's so straight, he's a weirdo) (weirdo weirdo)
I'm so straight, I'm a weirdo (weirdo, weirdo, weirdo)

I do not drink, I do not smoke — I like an intellectual joke (oh dear, oh dear)
I never ever try to [?] and make a joke to some new {?]
I go on holiday to Spain on a charter aeroplane
I'll [earn?] my money if I'm able (No [?]) [?] (oh no)

(He's so straight, he's a weirdo)
I'm so straight I'm a weirdo
(He's so straight, he's a weirdo)
I'm so straight I'm a weirdo
(He's so straight)
(He's so straight) (He's so straight, he's a weirdo) (weirdo, weirdo, weirdo, weirdo)
(He's so straight, he's a weirdo) (weirdo weirdo)
(He's so straight, he's a weirdo) (weirdo weirdo)
I'm so straight, I'm a weirdo (weirdo, weirdo, weirdo)
(He's so straight, he's a weirdo)
(He's so straight, he's a weirdo)