I hadn't had a drop of nothing since I got that DUI
But I woke up this morning looking through a pair of blood shot eyes
They looked like a couple of road maps going every which way but right
'Cause I fell off the wagon in front of the honky tonk last night

Yeah that old wagon throwed me right in front of the honky tonk
I hit the ground with a mighty thirst when I heard them drinking songs
Yeah I musta went a little bit crazy when I saw those neon lights
'Cause I fell off the wagon in front of the honky tonk last night

The last thing I remember old Jim Bean knocked me down
But I got up just long enough to try him another round
Now I feel like an eighteen wheeler musta hit me head on twice
'Cause I fell off the wagon in front of the honky tonk last night

Yeah that old wagon throwed me right in front of the honky tonk
I hit the ground with a mighty thirst when I heard them drinking songs
Yeah I musta went a little bit crazy when I saw those neon lights
'Cause I fell off the wagon in front of the honky tonk last night

Yeah that old wagon throwed me right in front of the honky tonk
I hit the ground with a mighty thirst when I heard them drinking songs
Yeah I musta went a little bit crazy when I saw those neon lights
'Cause I fell off the wagon in front of the honky tonk last night

Yeah I jumped off the wagon in front of the honky tonk last night