Carla: So I had a little brunch, lunch

Eric: Had a few cocktails?

Carla: Everything, everything
You know

Eric: Yeah

Carla: No not today 'cause they were a little green by georgetown so we didn't risk it
You have to put them in the oven to ripen
And then when you want the pomegranates and all that other stuff that we bought presidiums
You have to put bananas by your vegetables for your fruits to ripen 'cause there's a gas that comes off

Eric: Goes off? it explodes?

Carla: Goes off the bananas but it actually speeds the ripening process so you know you don't know produce

Eric: Well, the life cycle of a banana, yeah I mean

Carla: You know, you can um get high off the skins, did you ever try that?

Eric: Really? you smoke the skins?

Carla: Yeah, I think my brother tried that, no, I'm kidding
Eric: I never smoked the skins before

Carla: No no, it wasn't him but it still the uh, what you have to do is you there is a oil in the skins or something that if you burn it
No
You know what that was?
You know that banana skins are poisonous?

Eric: Yeah, might be

Carla: You know why?
Cause the tarantulas

Eric: Tarantulas?

Carla: They do, the tarantulas

Eric: From Mexico?

Carla: Dude don't you guys read national geographic around here?

Eric: Yeah, I used to see the nice pictures of naked black women

Carla: Uganda, you got it
So anyway, um I had a uganda party over the other day they, still don't know how to put their clothes on
They don't even have zippers nowadays
Eric: Whos that? the tarantulas?

Carla: No, they use banana skins
So anyway, uh they're slippery, you know so don't ever leave banana peels out because you could slide, like in the air, double toe loop
I just watched ice skating, you guys are psychotic you have like, no idea what's going on in reality

Eric: I have no clue what's going on in ice skating

Carla: You do too

Eric: Ice skating?

Carla: You have to go home you know, all the mexicans, puerto ricans, blacks, everybody out on the streets right now, I had to go through the heart of little Mexico, little puerto rico, little honduras, everything today

Eric: How'd you like it?

Carla: I ruled

Eric: You ruled all over the puerto ricans and mexicans?

Carla: Everybody

Eric: That's a nice thing

Carla: I ruled
You know I put in **unintelligible** tape, you want to hear it?
Eric: Sure

Carla: I don't have it home

Eric: You don't have it?

Carla: My my my its in my jacket the whole time, I'll go get it
Sorry, its in the car, 'cause I went to see if it would work and it didn't cause my how do I fix my

Eric: You went to the car that quick?

Carla: How do I fix my cassette player in the car, that's probably why I didn't mention it, cause that's really important

Eric: Are you in the car right now?

Carla: Oh. no

Eric: Cell phone?
Got the hose in the window?

Carla: No

Eric: Later?

Carla: How do I fix it, do I get tape cleaner or something?

Eric: You're drinking tape cleaner?

Carla: Well put this in, see what this is... everything I own is really good
That's why **unintelligible**

Eric: You rule, everything that you own is great

Carla: Oh this is live, its fun too, no, it's the smashing pumpkins good

Eric: Cool

Carla: This is when they blacked out

Eric: This is when they were good, they did lots of smack

Carla: Thank you

Eric: A little accident there

Carla: no, you can't tell me that.Joe jackson, no

Eric: George jetson I didn't know he was in the pumpkins

Carla: I didn't know I had this because I must have been sleeping with this tape

Eric: Is that 16 Volt you are listening to?

Carla: No, hold on, let me fast forward
I fast for. oh, this is the fuckin' radio
This is actually joe jackson
It's not being taped
This is good, you wanna hear it?

Eric: Crank it up!

Carla: Bom bom oh, hes my favorite

Eric: Joe jackson plays with 16 Volt?

Carla: Oh, sorry dude, I gotta listen to joe jackson, I figured you'd have a problem with it, but I think you can deal with it

Eric: Have you ever heard of the band called 16 Volt?

Carla: No
There was this guy who had a really stupid band

Eric: Yeah that's him

Carla: No, its called sunset and vine but their

Eric: Sun sun, 16 Volt?
Can you say that for me?

Carla: What, okay ill turn it down no, all right, ill put that phone down goodnight

Eric: Is that your mom?

Carla: Stop, I just wanted to see something I'm that's very rude of you I think you are getting a little bit over tired
Hello?

Eric: Hello, who was that?

Carla: Vinnie, se's really great

Eric: Vinnie?

Carla: Yeah

Eric: She?

Carla: Joe jacksons on
See she wouldn't... she she was just, her nerves are really bad right now, she had to worry about last weekend

Eric: You ever seen a band called 16 Volt?

Carla: No!

Turn the fucking mic off!