She has office girl hair that she wears in a bun
And her confident air doesn’t fool anyone
With her curious walk neither clumsy or svelte
And a mouth where the bravest of butter would never dare melt

But her dangerous eyes could get you in trouble
Could make you do something you might regret
Her dangerous eyes could make you see double
Could make you see God for a second, I bet

Well she’s wider than some (if I can be graphic)
With a generous bum that wouldn’t stop traffic
Her functional fingers, not exactly petite
And you wouldn’t get anyone queuing to fall at those feet

But her dangerous eyes could get you in trouble
Could make you do something you might regret
Her dangerous eyes could make you see double
Could make you see God for a second, I bet

You’ll say when you’ve seen her
She’s no Angelina
She’ll never make you lose your cool
But I know when she flashes
Those Medusa lashes
You’ll just be one more fool
You fool

And her schoolteacher voice wouldn’t deign to entice
And her ever so sensible dresses wouldn’t make you look twice

But her dangerous eyes could get me in trouble
Could make me do something I might regret
Her dangerous eyes could well burst my bubble
Could make me see God for a second

Well her dangerous eyes could get you in trouble
Could make you do something you might regret
Her dangerous eyes could make you see double
Could make you see God for a second, I bet