There I was, lying down, smoking grass
Feeling sexy in the sun, just tanning my buns in the sun
Untill it begun - playing with myself
Out in the sun

I was pretty far out as I started to shout
When a dildo from Mars, swinging from a cloud
Came rushing down, landing on the ground
I was freaking out

Out in space they're a sexy race
But aliens are not my piece of cake
Android sex and little dicks
Martians don't give me no kicks
There's just no kick with a little dick

They were ugly little mean horny sexmachines
In their dildo ship they looked really hip and cool
But I'm no fool, they showed their tools

Out in space they're a sexy race
But aliens are not my piece of cake
Android sex and little dicks
Martians don't give me no kicks
There's just no kick with a little dick

Out in space they're a sexy race
But aliens are not my piece of cake
Android sex and little dicks
Martians don't give me no kicks
There's just no kick with a little dick