There I was laying down smoking grass
Feeling sexy in the sun
Just sunning my buns in the sun
Just doing it [because]
Playing with myself
Out in the sun

I was pretty far out
As I started to shout
When a dildo from Mars
Swinging from a cloud
Came rushing down
Landing the ground
I was freaking out

Out in space they're a sexy race
But aliens are not my piece of cake
Android [sex] have little dicks
Martians don't give me the kicks
There's just no kick
With a little dick

They were rotten little mean
Horny sex machines
In their dildo ship
That looked really hip
And cool
But I'm no fool
They showed their tools
(hahaha)
Out in space they're a sexy race
But aliens are not my piece of cake
Android [sex] have little dicks
Martians don't give me the kicks
There's just no kick
With a little dick
(x2)