[Jackie]
Don’t gimme no seltzer
Cuz I need more than fizz
Don’t gimme no water
I don’t know what that is
Don’t gimme no lemon
And ask me to squeeze-

[Madeline]
I’m beggin’ you please
Don’t lemme go dry

[Eddie/Mae/Nadine]
Don’t gimme no grape juice
Cuz that don’t got no sting
I need a concoction
To make the tongue-tied sing:
It’s time to be happy
The day has been mourned-

[Guests]
Awright you been warned:
Don’t lemme go?

[Brothers]
Dry
[Guests]
That is the law of the land

[Brothers]
We gotta be
Dry

[Guests]
All day we’ve plotted and planned

[Brothers]
How not to be
Dry

[Guests]
And now the nighttime is here
And I wanna night I won’t forget
So you gotta make it wild ‘n’ wet

[Company with Dolores]
Don’t gimme no root beer
Cuz I need more than foam
Don’t gimme no Jell-O
I’d rather die at home
Don’t gimme no coffee
[Dolores]
Unless it’s time to leave-

[Guests]
Pour me a cup
When it’s time to sober up
But to come down
I’ve got to get high-
Don’t lemme go don’t lemme go lemme go

[Phil]
Dry-

[Phil & Oscar]
Dry-

[Phil, Oscar, Jackie]
Dry-

[Guests]
Dry-Dry
Dry-Dry-Dry!