The weightlifter and a library tech you know
Made a big decision in the magazine row
I'll open my catalogue just enough to let you in
And she'll drop beers like you drop vitamins

Did you ever never wanna let somebody down?
Was you ever thinking that you'd be Cathy's clown
Now she's around?

The protein pills and the g-strings you left in her flat
Are just enough to get your Dewey Decimal back
You lift her to work just before your daily workout begins
And she'll stack up like you stack vitamins

Did you ever never wanna let somebody down?
Was you ever thinking that you'd be Cathy's clown
Now she's around?
Hey!