Moon shines hard on trouble
Check your watch by the lake city shuttle
And she tries hard not to decide
Are you gonna tell him where you go nightly
When you're dressed so brightly?
Is the money gonna come without a fight?

A hundred holes and bubbles
You got to avoid trouble
Just waitin' for something to arrive
When all your daydream heroes
Are losing their hair, teeth and halos
Who are you gonna fall into tonight?

Pay the bills for Uncle Ted, he's a nutter
Lives on bananas and peanut butter
Keeps his teeth in a glass of Long Island tea
And are you gonna tell him where you go nightly
Now that the kids are tucked in tightly?
Is the city big enough for you to hide?

A hundred holes and bubbles
You got to avoid big trouble
I'm waiting for a way out to arrive
All your daydream heroes
Are losing their hair, teeth and halos
Who are you gonna fall into tonight?
Are you gonna tell him where you go nightly?
Where you go nightly