Once I was a pirate
A bold and savage pirate
I flew the skull and crossbones
And stamped upon the deck
Once I was a camel
A handsome sort of camel
With princesses aboard me
And jewels around my neck
Once I was a dancer
And once a necromancer
I even was a Viking
With helmet on my head
I might have been a parrot
A gay Brazilian parrot
If someone hadn't wakened me
And pulled me out of bed