Project Pitchfork
Promises
Yes, sure
Everything works
Everything is fine
Don't you worry
Go to bed
It's very safe in our hands
We'll handle it
We feed your funny needs
Trust in us, we will take care
An incident is very rare

No, no
It was just a minor glitch
The leak was repaired without a hitch
There were good reasons why we didn't call
There was no danger for people at all

There is no danger for you at all!

Yes, sure
Everything works now
Everything is fine
Don't you worry
Go to bed
It's very safe in our hands
Don't be mean, our work is clean
No radiation, no side effects
We guaranteee in word and deed
Trust in us, we will take care
An incident is very rare

No, no
It was just a minor glitch
The leak was repaired without a hitch
There were good reasons why we didn't call
There was no danger for people at all

There is no danger for you at all!

In just ten thousand years from today
The poison cloud will fade away

Yes, sure
Everything works
Everything is fine
Let me tie the rope around your neck
Before you all die, please pay the check!

No, no
It was just a minor glitch
The leak was repaired without a hitch
There were good reasons why we didn't call
There was no danger for people at all
There is no danger for you at all!