[Intro: Facts Cap'n}
Fuck Trains, Busses and Planes

[Hook: Big Jacket, Inspector and K-FUk]
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[Verse One: Big Jacket, Inspector & K-FUk]
Crown Royal? More like Coors Banquet
There's no Shit Root in Heaven
Look into my eyes
Is there something in my Eyes???
Fucked up off the Liquor, Motherfuck an Astronaut
Got so drunk we lost Big Jacket
Mix the Crown Royal with the Hectic

[Verse Two: Inspector]
Should have brought a banquet
3 Shots of Royal
3 Shots of Hectic
Give me a Coors
And I'll be Great
Rip Don Rickles
Rip Charley Murphy
No Coors Light cause I'm Hard as Shit Bitch
I twisted my Ankle
Human’s don’t need Ankles
Inspek got a plum
I feel like Dirt Nasty
[Verse Three: Big Jacket, Inspector & K-FUk]
A party ain’t a party til you Crown that Royal
I’m Crowning and my baby is a Coors
Whisky got me Frisky
Suckle on my Honey
I'm a fucking Bee
Give me a swiggy of my Coors, bitch
The first one’s always a big one
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We always been Root Vegetable son
Anthony looks like a plum
Coors me Softly
Crown in my Royal. I mean cum
Fresh to Death, I’m on my Coors shit
Skrrt

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[Verse Four: K-FUk, Inspector & Big Jacket]
Sippin on a brewski
You bet it's a banquey
FUCKIN BANQUET
Just got crowned, so fuckin Royal
I'm a hot boy, I'm a hot boy
I sip on crown royal
(But what I really want is my parents to love each other)
By the way I can see out my left eye
When I’m hectic
I snort Crown Royal
Lookin for Trouble with this Crown Royal
Chicken Quesedia
Tyrone is Royalty
Give him a Crown
CROWN ROYAL!
Hectic as can be
Beats so fuego
Banquet so fuego
Yeah yeah Coors
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