Hey Mom, why didn't you tell me?
Why didn't you teach me a thing or two?
You just let me go, out into the world
You never thought to share what you knew
CHORUS
So I walked under a bus
I got hit by a train
Keep fallin' in love
Which is kind of the same
I've sunk out at sea, crashed my car, gone insane
And it felt so good, I wanna do it again
Hey Mom, why didn't you warn me?
'Cause about boys there's something I should have known
They're like chocolate cake, like cigarettes
I know they're bad for me but I just can't leave 'em alone
CHORUS
Hey Mom, since we're talkin'
What was it like when you were young?
Has the world changed or is still the same?
A man can kill and still be the sweetest fun
CHORUS