The barometric pressure is increasing, but it's still below
The levels that we see in winter storms
We're up by thirteen millibars from where we were before
And it weakens as it moves in from the shore
(But Chad...)

Please, Carol, let me talk
Cuz I've got something to say, oh
Please, Carol, let me talk

Won't you let me do my job, I'm trying to explain
That once the pressure builds, the storm will fizzle out
I'm sorry if your feeble brain can't follow what I say
But I have dumbed it down as far as I will go

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It might not take a weatherman to know which way the wind blows
Or to tell you that it's sunny in Palm Springs
But that's not why I'm here, yeah, I went to school for years
So that I could tell you more about these things

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