Well, I saw her one fair evening, it was early summer time
Man and nature were in blossom, I was really feeling fine
I asked if she would kiss me, though I'm usually rather shy
But she looked right into my face and said "KMA goodbye"

My sweet love

Long ago I had a girlfriend, she was pretty, she was cute
On a lonely winter evening I was in a crazy mood
I asked:" Won't you become my wife"
And hoped that she would not deny
She just laughed her head off, screaming "KMA goodbye"

My sweet love

Once I made a lovely journey, but there was a traffic jam
Next to me a pretty girl, sitting in a caravan
While I showed her all my love, I overlooked that big tall guy
Who came over and he kicked me, he said "KMA goodbye"

My sweet love

Once I had a decent supper in a lovely restaurant
When I caught a certain glimpse, that I understood quite wrong
And she took her chips with ketchup, flung them into my left eye
In my right eye was her fist, which means "KMA goodbye"
My sweet Lord

Won't you ever have mercy on my soul...