Hymn For The Telephones

When I do bad things

She makes the phone ring

She has no faith in my faith

And I'm regretting

Not wearing

Long-sleeved shirts to her place



I should have persevered

With the girl I always wanted to

Lose my virginity to

The girl I always wanted to

Lose my virginity to



And now I'm older

I should have told her

How I felt when we were younger

She don't talk to me

She just talks at me

And tells me that nobody else wants me



I should have persevered

With the girl I always wanted to

Lose my virginity to

The girl I always wanted to

Lose my virginity to