1. RUTHIE ROLL OVER YOU'RE KILLING ME
YOU AINT AS LIGHT AS YOU USED TO BE
YOU'RE UP THERE HAVING ALL THAT FUN
I'M DOWN HERE WISHING YOU WERE DONE
HURRY UP RUTHIE NOW FINISH UP QUICK
MY KIDNEYS ARE SQUASHED AND IM GETTING SICK
LETTING YOU UP THERE WAS A BAD MISTAKE
HAVE MERCY ON ME FOR GOODNESS SAKE

CHORUS:
RUTHIE ROLL OVER YOU'RE KILLING ME
YOU AINT AS LIGHT AS YOU USED TO BE
IF YOU DON'T STOP EATING NOW
YOU'LL LOOK JUST LIKE MAKI'S COW
ALL WINTER LONG it's BEEN EAT, EAT, EAT
PUTTING ON POUNDS IN YOUR SEAT, SEAT, SEAT
I CAN'T STAND THIS MISERY
RUTHIE ROLL OVER YOU'RE KILLING ME
2. TOO MANY PASTIES, BURGERS AND FRIES
TOO MANY HOME MADE BLUEBERRY PIES
A CUDIGHI SANDWICH AND A MILLER LIGHT
A TINO'S PIZZA EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT
TOO MANY COOKIES TOO MUCH CAKE
TOO MUCH EATING WHAT YOU JUST BAKED
YOU KNOW I'd LOVE YOU IF YOU WEIGHED A TON
RUTHIE ROLL OVER I THINK I'M DONE!
(REPEAT CHORUS)
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RUTHIE ROLL OVER YOU'RE KILLING ME