*Extended Version*
These lumps
I know you wanna slump up on
These lumps
But you can't 'cause you're a chump!
These lumps
I know you wanna slump up on
These lumps
But you can't 'cause you're a chump!
A chuuuuuuuuuuump!
So go back home, back to your duuuuuuuump

*LSP Version*
These lumps
I know you wanna slump up on
These lumps
But you can't 'cause you're a chump!
A chuuuuuuuuuuump!

*Candy People Version*
These lumps
I know you wanna slump up on
These lumps
But you can't 'cause you're a chump!
These lumps
So go back home, back to your duuuuuuuump