[Intro: John DiMaggio]
As a tropical island
As a tropical island
As a tropical island
As a tropical island

[Verse: John DiMaggio]
On a tropical island
Underneath the molten lava moon
Hangin' with the hula dancers
Askin' questions 'cause they got all the answers
Puttin' on lotion, sittin' by the ocean
Rubbin' it on my body, rubbin' it on my body
Get me out of this cave
'Cause it's nothing but a gladiator grave
And if I stick to the plan
I think I'll turn into a lava man
I think I'll turn into a lava man!