[Verse]
Some people say that space is lonely
Silent, empty, sparkling, and immense
But wide-open spaces put smiles on cowboy faces
Even when they're stuck inside their tents
Yes, I've got my mission to distract me
From friendly folks I had to leave back home
And I've got my potatoes, more exciting than tornadoes
Potatoes, potatoes, buy my fresh potatoes
Terraforming Martian soil
Just put 'em in a pot to boil
I have left my dream of grand adventure
For the quiet of my Martian 'tater farm
And if you hear me snoring
That's just because it's boring