Woke up this morning
Lying in my bed
Someone was next to me
Or was she in my head?
It was a centerfold
With hair so red
Sleeping right next to me
Lying in my bed

Did she quietly creep into my room last night?
And I wonder if I should feel so uptight
I would try to talk to her, but it wouldn't feel right

Reach for my lighter
At the foot of my bed
I lit the corner of the nylon
Purple bedspread
Set her on fire
And I was clutching my head
I lost my centerfold
But i kept her head

Right here

Right here
Yeah
Yeah

Did she quietly creep into my room last night?
And I wonder if I should feel so uptight
I would try and talk to her, but it wouldn't feel right

Wouldn't feel right...
Wouldn't feel right...

I'd try to talk to her
But it wouldn't feel right
Would it make you feel right
To be with her last night?
I'd try to talk to her
But it wouldn't feel right
Would it make you feel right?
Ahh...