She's got her ear to the walls
And she tappin' the calls
If you got a secret, boy
FORGET ABOUT IT

Cuz she's a hotel detective
A little hotel detective
And she's a hotel detective
Why don't ya, check her out!

Well, the bellhop was funky
The waiter's a monkey
There's a knock at the door, boy
Forget about it!

Cuz she's a hotel detective
A little hotel detective, yeah
Hotel detective
C'mon and, check her out!

Ooooooooooooohhhhhhh!!!

She says she likes my face;
She says she owns the place
But forget about it!
Cuz she's a hotel detective
A little hotel detective
C'mon
Hotel detective!
Why don't you check her out!

Ah, hotel detective
C'mon lets bring with me
Hotel detective!
From the top of a tree
Hotel detective!
And make me feel like a bee
Hotel detective!

That's where I want to know you!

Ha, ha, ,ha , ha!
(Maniacal laughing)