[Verse 1]
Hey, you play the concertina
Knock hello and now here's your subpoena
Tell the judge, he might believe ya

[Refrain]
Another service, bail bonds and car repo day

[Bridge 1]
Rich folks' stuff all looks the same
Boats and frames, all golden bathed

[Verse 2]
Who's your pal, Beardo Raskomnikoff?
He should chill, no one here wants to set him off
Put away the smoking kalashnikoff

[Refrain]
Another service, bail bonds and car repo day

[Verse 3]
Hey, you play real good harmonium
That ring wheel, more like cubic zirconium
On the floor, no pandamonium

[Refrain]
Another service, bail bonds and car repo day
[Bridge 2]
Think what we could do with this dough
Eight TVs to the chateau