[Verse 1]
I call the cats and they all come running
Two by two and four by twenty
Feral, furry, funny money
Welcome to my pizza party!

[Chorus]
Cross-eyed cats with party hats, oh no!
Cross-eyed cats with party hats, don't go!

[Verse 2]
Bust out the boozy milk, they'll drink it
Puss'n'boots, siamese are freakin'
Roll up the catnip nice and even
I'm outta meow mix, now they're leavin'

[Chorus]
Cross-eyed cats with party hats, oh no!
Cross-eyed cats with party hats, don't go!

[Verse 3]
Bust out the boozy milk, they'll drink it
Puss'n'boots, siamese are freakin'
Roll up the catnip nice and even
I'm outta meow mix, now they're leavin'
[Chorus]
Cross-eyed cats with party hats, oh no!
Cross-eyed cats with party hats, don't go!

[Outro]
Cross-eyed cats with party hats, don't go!

[Meowing]