Johnny Paycheck
The Pint of No Return
When it started I only drank every once in awhile
But then there was a bottle at every turn
Bottle after bottle I tried to turn back everyday
And I finally reached the pint of no return

Now my family's gone
Crying's gone
And I've lost all track of time
Nothing matters anymore
Except when I'm gonna get my next drink of wine
To a man like me life itself is of no concern
After you've reached the pint of no return

At first I drank just for pleasure
But as they say play with fire and you'll get burned
But little did I expect the day would come
When I'd finally reach the pint of no return