[Verse 1: Calum]
Her name is Noelle
I had a dream about her
She rings my bell
I got gym class for half an hour
Oh, how she rocks
In Keds and tube socks

[Pre-Chorus: Calum]
She doesn't know who I am
And she doesn't give a damn about me

[Chorus: Luke & Michael, Luke]
Cause I'm just a Teenage Dirtbag, baby
Yeah, I'm just a Teenage Dirtbag, baby
Listen to Iron Maiden baby, with me, oh

[Verse 2: Luke]
Her boyfriend's a ****
He brings a gun to school
He'd simply kick
My ass if he knew the truth
He lives on my block
And he drives an Iroc

[Pre-Chorus: Luke]
But he doesn't know who I am
And he doesn't give a damn about me
[Chorus: All]
Cause I'm just a Teenage Dirtbag, baby
Yeah, I'm just a Teenage Dirtbag, baby
Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me, oh

[Bridge: Luke, Luke & Michael]
Oh yeah, dirtbag
No, she doesn't know what she's missing
Oh woo, dirtbag
No, she doesn't know what she's missing

[Verse 3: Michael]
Man, I feel like mold
It's prom night and I am lonely
Low and behold, she's walking over to me
This must be fake, my lip starts to shake

[Pre-Chorus: Michael]
How does she know who I am?
And why does she give a damn about me?

[Outro: Luke, Luke & Michael, Calum, Calum & Michael]
Two tickets to Iron Maiden, baby
Come with me Friday, don't say maybe
I'm just a Teenage Dirtbag baby, like you, oh
Oh yeah, dirtbag
No, she doesn't know what she's missing
Oh, dirtbag
No, she doesn't know what she's missing