[Verse 1]
I woke up, I hit my head
I'm taller now, you go back to bed
I'm dressed down, my skin is red
I'm sliding out of your house again

And then you text me something stupid that I didn't know
You said you heard a song of mine come on the radio
He must me losing it, I wrote one song on Garageband
No one I sent it to would ever give it half a chance

[Chorus]
Turn on the TV
Oh my god, it's me
Yeah, yeah, yeah
My face on every screen and everyone I meet
Loves me

It's just a matter of time
Before I lose my mind
I'm a superstar now

[Verse 2: Lauran Hibberd & Brendan B. Brown of Wheatus]
I'm sneaking into a party
And I hope that they don't notice me
I'm walking 'round the big streets
The lines are short and the beers are free
And then I pass a couple strangers on the Megabus
They told me that they recognize this pretty face I got
I asked them why and then blush twice, they never answered back
They're probably starstruck by my wholesome little [???]

[Chorus: Lauran Hibberd & Brendan B. Brown of Wheatus]
Turn on the TV
Oh my god, it's me
Yeah, yeah, yeah
My face on every screen and everyone I meet
Loves me

It's just a matter of time
Before I lose my mind
I'm a superstar now

[Bridge: Lauran Hibberd & Brendan B. Brown of Wheatus]
Pull back the shower curtain
I am just a normal person
Dressed to the nines
Hairbrush microphone
A big stage dive
But no one can catch you when you're alone

[Outro: Lauran Hibberd & Brendan B. Brown of Wheatus]
Turn on the TV
It was never me
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
My face on no one's screen and everyone I meet hates me
It's just a matter of time
Oh God, I lost my mind
I'm not a superstar now