[Verse 1]
First night of Noel
Asleep with the fire burning
Jingling bells
And sugarplum fairies turning
But I don't see
Any presents for me
Does Santa Claus know who I am?
Does Santa Claus even care about me?

[Chorus]
'Cause I'm just a Christmas dirtbag, baby
Yeah, I'm just a Christmas dirtbag, baby
Santa forgot all about me, baby
Tonight, ooh

[Verse 2]
Yeah, Liz got a doll
The one she was asking for
And Pete got it all
A baseball bat and a ball
Did anyone see
Any presents for me?
Does Santa Claus know who I am?
Does Santa Claus even care about me?
[Chorus]
'Cause I'm just a Christmas dirtbag, baby
Yeah, I'm just a Christmas dirtbag, baby
Santa forgot all about me, baby
Tonight, ooh

[Bridge]
Oh yeah, Santa
He don't know who his list is missing
Oh yeah, Santa
You don't know who your list is missing

[Verse 3]
Maybe I'm too old
Beliеving in Santa's creepy
Lo and behold
I see coming down the chimney
A bright rеd suit
And reindeer to boot
Could Santa Claus know who I am?
Could Santa Claus really care about...
"I've got two tickets to AC/DC, BB
Aftershow party at CBGB's
I'm just a Christmas dirtbag, BBB
Like you, ho ho ho ho-ho"
[Outro]
Oh yeah, Santa
We're going to see AC/DC
Oh yeah, Santa
I'm going to see AC/DC
Ho, ho, ho
Ho, ho, ho
Ho, ho, ho
Ho, ho, ho