Got rhythm, just too cool to show it
I got a future, can't wait to blow it
Sit around getting high all day
Don't let work get in my way
Ain't no doubt my momma raised
A lazy white boy
Lazy white boy

Went broke growing tobacco
I'm a juiced up hillbilly not some dried out cracker
A bag of weed, a 6-pack of Bud
I'm like a pig in my own own mud
Hey there man, it's in my blood
I'm a lazy white boy
Lazy white boy

And if things don't turn my way
Sit and think of ways to make you all pay
I'll smack the world in the mouth
If I can ever get off this couch
Don't make me get up!

Got rhythm, just too cool to show it
I got a future, can't wait to blow it
Sit around getting high all day
Don't let work get in my way
Ain't no doubt my momma raised
A lazy white boy
Lazy white boy
Ain't got the energy to even spit
Too tired to butter my own grits
A song for us, that don't give a shit
Lazy white boy
Lazy white boy

You know I like it, You know I love it
I wouldn't have it any other way