The phone is ringing it's the devil calling
He said where you been boy
Come on down and stop your stalling
I said I ain't coming down no more
Damnation's just one big bore
It's great to do everything you please
But after a while you just want to leave

So sorry Satan, don't take this personally
Things are getting kinda cold down there
Hell ain't what it used to be

He said boy what you doing?
You better watch out who with you're screwing
I said snakes, serpents, water, wine
A bunch of crap before my time
You got your pitchfork and gave the world a poke
Now you're just one big joke

So sorry Satan, don't take this personally
Things are getting kinda cold down there
Hell ain't what it used to be

Beelzebub
If that’s your real name
Don’t you know, it's anybody's game?
Anybody's game
Anybody's game
So sorry Satan, don't take this personally
Things are getting kinda cold down there
Hell ain't what it used to be

I said hell
Can't go to hell oh yeah
What it used to be
What it used to be
What it used to be baby
What it used to be, yeah